Cursed Marketing Tactics Generator

Find out what unhinged marketing tactic you should try to grow your startup

By Mark Ashworth, founder of Growth Pigeon
· Last updated: · 26 min read · @growth_pigeon

cursed marketing tactics

find out what unhinged shit you should try to grow your startup

Listen: Playing it safe doesn't work anymore. Everyone's posting the same LinkedIn thought leadership garbage. This tool gives you increasingly unhinged (but surprisingly effective) marketing tactics based on how desperate you are for growth. From "kinda weird" to "genuinely deranged." Built for indie hackers who aren't afraid to get creative.
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